Category Archives: Burning Questions

Because there are just some questions that Snarky doesn’t have answers to.

So far, Snarky’s only received the answer to one….wait, make that two burning questions.

The first had to do with Lancelot and his goatee, and the other, well, was finding out Captain Cubicle’s middle name.

But alas, most of them just happen to go unanswered.

#585 To Things I Wonder:


How in the world did I get a bruise on my chest?

 

It’s not like I walked into a wall with my chest.

 

I would remember that…I think.

 

And I know I haven’t gotten any action either.

 

Burning question.

 

Big burning question,
Snarky

#575 To Good Lord, He Is Psychic:


I make one freaking off-handed comment to Forky about Captain Cubicle (who I haven’t spoken to since the last round of Google That Song Lyric, as mentioned in Post #546) and how he can be a better Jew than I am at times (aka reminding me of when Rosh Hashana is…), and now, not two hours later, here he is, talking about the Hanukkah party he went to and how proud he is that he partook in Jewish tradition.

 

How does he know?

 

I am so baffled.

 

Also, I think he’s really damn adorable.

 

Still, this thing he does is SUCH a burning question,
Snarky

#534 To Things I Just Don’t Understand:


Why in the world do people think that I don’t eat? (coughSpikeSigmaSWMNewInternMini-MeSupeCaptainCubicleDJetccough).

There are days where I eat like a horse.

At least, that’s what it feels like.

I don’t get it.

Add it to the list of Burning Questions, I guess,
Snarky

#465 To The Japanese Culture Wardrobe Watch Part 28:


Hat Man, I think you have made up for this last week or so worth of lame hats with this offering of something Sonic the Hedgehog blue hat of ridiculousness that you’re wearing today.

 

Also, thanks for mentioning to that random guy that came up to you that you have over 230 hats in your collection.

 

It had been a burning question of Twin’s and mine.

 

Also explains why we haven’t seen the same hat more than once so far this semester,
Snarky

From the Quote Collection #117


Mini-Me: “Do you have a favorite NBA team?”

WannabePommie: “Yeah.”

Mini-Me: “The Lakers?”

WannabePommie: “Yep.”

Mini-Me: “I figured that, but I waited to ask you because I didn’t want to know.”

WannabePommie: “Then why did you ask?”

Mini-Me: “Because it’s something I had to know.”

#249 To Burning Questions 14 (Answered):


I know what the ‘L’ means!

 

For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s a reference to the burning question from Post 6, where I didn’t know what the ‘L’ meant.

 

And thanks to Nerd, one of my favorite IT nerds, who told me what it means:

 

Laptop.

 

Apparently,
Snarky

#153 To Foreshadowing Strikes Again:


Curses!

Why does Captain Cubicle keep pulling this foreshadowing crap with me?

First he pulls it that night in January, with that offhand comment about not finishing I Am Legend that led to us making out on his couch.

THEN four months later, he says that he’ll try to destroy my sanity tomorrow, and an hour and a half later (coincidently, the next day), he throws me for a loop by saying we should have sex.

And NOW (or yesterday) he says that Supe will probably have New Intern and I work on the basketball program, and today he walks over to SWM and asks her if everything is set up for New Intern to be the program editor.

Burning Question: How in the world does he keep doing these things?

Snarky is confused.

This is getting ridiculous,
Snarky

P.S. There are definitely more instances where Captain Cubicle has bashed me on the head with foreshadowing, but I can’t remember them right now because I am so baffled by this instance.