Finally joined the Twitter, after giving into years of cumulative harassment from Market, Mini-Me, and Captain Cubicle (to name a few).
First thing I learned to do is block Monkey’s retweets.
I had no idea my sister was more annoying on the Internet.
Okay, yes I did, but…
Snarky
It’s really quite annoying that I can’t limit what I see of my sister’s Facebook posts because the sole reason why I accepted her as a friend is so I can keep an eye out so that she doesn’t get away with posting something stupid.
Because good lord she is SO annoying!
If it’s not her abuse of the caps lock button, it’s her inability to spell, or one of those god-awful chain statuses.
Blah,
Snarky
I know my cousin is only thirteen and pretty out there socially, but it’s really annoying when I tell her that I want to be a Division I Men’s Basketball Media Services Coordinator that she questions me and asks me why I want that.
IT’S A DAMN DREAM JOB!
Snarky
I hate when people post about what their semester GPA is.
It’s just brag-tastic and annoying as hell.
And yeah, finals week is making me really cranky,
Snarky
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I am REALLY annoyed by your lack of confidence in ANYTHING that you have been lecturing to us all semester.
If you really have that many problems with what we’re reading, as you seem to do, then go back to Japan for a while and figure the damn things out.
The fact that you haven’t learned for yourself makes it impossible for us to get any sort of grasp on what the culture in Japan really is.
I miss Sensei’s class.
He knew things.
Or, at least he had the confidence to believe in the things he claimed to know,
Snarky
Okay, we get it, you’re hard up on cash, and quite vehicle-less, but can you PLEASE stop begging for rides over Facebook?
Your daily tromps are annoying.
Plus, you’re telling each and every one of your stalkers where you’re going to be each and every hour of the day.
Not such a smart move,
Snarky
“Usually I’ll see people in my room when I’m trying to sleep, but it’s not scary, it’s annoying because I’m trying to sleep.” -New Intern
Manager #1 is a baby?
Apparently so.
He’s a junior, which means that last year he was a sophomore.
Go figure.
And in the category of Managers and annoying:
If I catch Manager #3 staring at my chest ONE MORE TIME, I’m going to gouge his freaking eyes out with my Sharpie.
I’m surprised he didn’t start drooling.
Sheesh.
And in front of his compatriots too.
This should not come to be a surprise.
And for things I should TOTALLY already be well aware of, is that, like Dr. Gregory House says:
EVERYONE LIES.
It’s also never lupus, but that’s not the point.
The point is that everyone lies.
Even Spike.
Especially Spike.
Because he’s a guy.
In hindsight, there is no logical way that would make any sense that he talked to ‘my girls’ tonight.
Which means he was trying to get me to come out and tell him I’m interested.
Why do guys have to be so freaking round-about?
How can I make it any more obvious that I’m interested?
Should I actually go ahead and take my conference t-shirt off next time he tells me he wants it?
Funny, but no.
Let’s see if he actually messages me on facebook tonight.
Just as long as I get some feeling in my feet back, I really don’t care what happens for the rest of my night.
That’s what I get for standing with Manager #1 the entire second half.
But god, the look he gave me when he told me how happy he was to see me wearing black was just…oh my god. Kinda internally swooned.
Even if that just does NOT make any sense and I don’t know what in the world that means!
Snarky
When people turn on their turn signal three blocks early, and slow to a crawl before actually turning is so annoying.
Especially when they’re going for a left turn.
People in this town need to learn how to drive,
Snarky
The fact that I not only ordered and received my order before you finished paying (after changing your order four times that I noticed), it’s just another ready why people who insist upon wearing fedoras annoy me.
Really, that poor barista probably messed up your order intentionally,
Snarky
