Why in the world did you raise your damn prices?
That extra 27 cents I have to spend is 27 cents that is going away from my wardrobe fund.
And my wardrobe fund is extremely important to me.
Then again, so is food,
Snarky
P.S. Oh look, a text from the Cute Guy From Up North, telling me it was really good to see me and we’ll talk soon.
Squee!
Like the one I have going on with Spike concerning my wardrobe and the colors I wear.
Not like he’s one to talk, seeing as he wears three and a half different colors.
But I on the other hand, happen to be wearing my fabulous green leggings today.
New color.
And while I haven’t seen him yet, he apparently has seen me, considering he texting me about how much he likes my choice in pant color today.
It’s really cute,
Snarky
Okay, I love rain, but not what it does to my hair.
Especially when I have to work tonight.
I do so hope I can salvage something of a decent look for tonight so I can focus on the probable wardrobe crisis number eight-zillion.
Plus, with the harassment I’m going to have to deal with from New Assistant (concerning Spike, of course), I just need one less thing to worry about,
Snarky
I know I should be used to them by now, seeing as I’m hit with one before nearly every event I work, but still.
It sucks.
I hate not knowing what I freaking want to wear.
Sheesh,
Snarky
Okay, I’ve decided.
I like Revenge.
Emily VanCamp is ridiculously good looking and has the best wardrobe.
It’s just rather unfortunate that the cast is saddled with the annoying brother from Gossip Girl, Connor Paolo.
I don’t like him much.
It’s the face,
Snarky
First of all, Hat Man, just because you layer a white shirt over your black shirt, does not mean you are going to be any cooler today.
It’s a HUNDRED freaking degrees out here, you’re supposed to wear as few layers as humanly possible.
Obviously, you missed that memo.
Oh, and if the thought of fedoras didn’t give me hives, I’d give you props for cleverly matching it to your outfit (white with grey pinstripes, and a black strap around brim).
But alas, they do give me hives,
Snarky
Written: Sept. 7, 2011
You need to be publicly ridiculed and then exiled into the wilderness.
That shade of hot, Pepto pink doesn’t belong on ANYONE.
And no, this does not stem from the fact that usually I don’t wear colors that aren’t black, red, blue, and purple.
Pink is a color for Barbies and babies,
Snarky
P.S. Cute Guy from Up North, I’ll allow salmon.
Somewhat Snarky Letters 