Finally joined the Twitter, after giving into years of cumulative harassment from Market, Mini-Me, and Captain Cubicle (to name a few).
First thing I learned to do is block Monkey’s retweets.
I had no idea my sister was more annoying on the Internet.
Okay, yes I did, but…
Snarky
You’re all morons.
Also, for the most part, I am embarrassed to have proof on the Internet that I know you.
That is all,
Snarky
P.S. Tiered system, really?
Courtesy of NCIS: Los Angeles
Kensi: Hey guys, what did Eric do with the video?”
Sam: Shut down the Internet.”
Kensi: “What? The whole Internet?”
Sam: “Yeah.”
Deeks: “Even Twitter?”
Why are you being so damn cranky today?
All I want to do is poke is spend my pre-class hour poking around the internets, catching up on everything that happened during the seven and a half hours that I was sort-of sleeping but, no.
You just have to be slow, and disconnecting at random times even though when I check in system preferences, you say you’re perfectly fine.
I don’t have time for this shit.
And disconnecting me from my email?
So not okay. That’s my connection to work when I’m not there, and if there’s a crisis, I’m screwed.
And I don’t like being screwed.
Well, in that sense at least,
Snarky
Written: Sept. 14, 2011
I’ve come to realize that there are a lot of people I keep in touch with, mostly through Facebook, that I haven’t actually seen in years.
One of the most notable happens to be Midget, a close friend of Twin’s and mine.
Haven’t seen her in something like three years, and the three of us were like glue back in high school.
I think it’s interesting, the types of relationships I have with those people (yes, I am also thinking of the Cute Guy from Up North and Captain Cubicle too), and I wonder if more can ever come from it?
Hmm.
Knowing me as well as I do, I’ll probably turn it into the basis of a novel at some point.
Because that’s what I do,
Snarky
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