#637 To People Who Think I Don’t Have Any Restraint:


I so do.

 

After working in 106 for so long, dealing with the things I deal with (see Captain Cubicle, Pinky, etc), it should really not come to much of a surprise.

 

Sitting in 106, one of the Idiot Twins is chatting with SWM post women’s basketball presser, and bad mouthing the Cute Guy From Up North.

 

Now, I’m biased (and I’m not going to deny that, because that would be both stupid and useless), but he’s totally not a dick.

 

But I’m just going to keep quiet,
Snarky

From the Quote Collection #183


Snarky: “And now Captain Cubicle’s foreshadowing that he’s going to have a cold tomorrow.”

Best Friend: “How? Haha.”

Snarky: “I don’t even know. Conversation ADD at its best. At this rate, it won’t be long until I’m Googling random song lyrics again.”

#634 To Things I Have Survived:


It’s crazy to actually believe it’s been a year since everything with Captain Cubicle really started to take a turn toward the ridiculous-er (See Post #1).

A year tomorrow, though a year today if I’m counting things by holiday and not date.

It’s interesting, everything that’s happened since that night.

And now that I have mentioned it, it’s time to move on.

I can’t help but think that I have the Cute Guy From Up North to thank for my ability to be so calm about this.

Thank you,
Snarky

#631 To Taking Responsibility:


All things considered, Sigma and I basically have to take some responsibility for FF University’s loss today to Up North.

 

Other than the fact that FF University played like crap, the officiating was terrible, and we didn’t deserve the win anyway.

 

But alas, Sigma accidentally wore Up North’s colors today, and in her words; I did go on a date with their media services coordinator last night.

 

He did buy after all, so there’s really no way to not call it a date.

 

To FF University, sorry, not sorry. I don’t regret it at all.

 

It so sucks that he lives to damn far away, because he’s such a good guy and he’s definitely my type (blatantly ignoring the age difference here).

 

I really hope I can work things out and make it to the conference tourney in March so we can hang out for the weekend.

 

Everything in me is telling me he’s interested.

 

And not even in the Spike or Captain Cubicle sense,
Snarky

#620 To Giving Into Peer Pressure:


Finally joined the Twitter, after giving into years of cumulative harassment from Market, Mini-Me, and Captain Cubicle (to name a few).

 

First thing I learned to do is block Monkey’s retweets.

I had no idea my sister was more annoying on the Internet.

 

Okay, yes I did, but…
Snarky

#607 To Things I Like:


FF University basketball is winning.

 

By a lot.

 

I’m not going to think about the fact that Captain Cubicle is at the game and the boys are doing well, whereas when I was at the game the other night, the boys played like crap.

 

Whatever. The man is ridiculous.

 

I have such weird friends,
Snarky

 

P.S. Captain Cubicle, working or not, nothing beats sitting courtside. So there.

#604 To The Weirdest Wake-Up Text I’ve Ever Received:


Spike is by far one of the most ridiculous men I’ve ever met.

 

And I’ve known Captain Cubicle for three and a half years.

 

Sure, I’m used to Spike’s rather….suggestive texts that he sends me, but when they’re used as a morning wakeup call (okay, nearly afternoon, but it’s vacation so I’m allowed to sleep in), it’s a little hard to wrap my head around.
Because I’m half asleep,
Snarky

#601 To Brunch With The Girls:


Was lucky enough to see all my girls for a slightly overpriced brunch today.

I’ve missed them all, Flo, Ruthie, Liz, Indy, and Barca.

And I had a lovely heart-to-heart with Liz concerning life, the universe, and Captain Cubicle.

All the girls know about that one.

I filled them in on the back-story behind Spike too. It’s only fair.

Though apparently, they were taken aback at some of the semi-naughty texts he’s sent me.

I guess with all my naughty conversations with Captain Cubicle that they really don’t faze me much,
Snarky

#597 To Things I Just Have To Keep Reminding Myself:


Conversations with Captain Cubicle are strange and abrupt.

 

Always.

 

At the same time, those habits and that man drive me up the freaking wall sometimes.

 

How am I supposed to know if I’m going to see him Thursday, after he asks me if I’m going to be at the game, or not if he poofs off Facebook chat before replying?

 

Blah.

 

Silly man,
Snarky

From the Quote Collection #173


Snarky: “Where did you hide the Satan Printer?”

Blue: “Somewhere under my desk…”

Snarky: “Thanks. I don’t remember it being so heavy….what did you feed it over the summer?”

Blue: “It misses Captain Cubicle and has a heavy heart.”