#631 To Taking Responsibility:

All things considered, Sigma and I basically have to take some responsibility for FF University’s loss today to Up North.

 

Other than the fact that FF University played like crap, the officiating was terrible, and we didn’t deserve the win anyway.

 

But alas, Sigma accidentally wore Up North’s colors today, and in her words; I did go on a date with their media services coordinator last night.

 

He did buy after all, so there’s really no way to not call it a date.

 

To FF University, sorry, not sorry. I don’t regret it at all.

 

It so sucks that he lives to damn far away, because he’s such a good guy and he’s definitely my type (blatantly ignoring the age difference here).

 

I really hope I can work things out and make it to the conference tourney in March so we can hang out for the weekend.

 

Everything in me is telling me he’s interested.

 

And not even in the Spike or Captain Cubicle sense,
Snarky

#86 To Mini-Me:

Look, I know you’re pretty new at actually having your own sport to run, but you do not actually need to go to SWM for every single thing you do.

 

If she, Touchdown, Blue, and Supe didn’t think you were capable, they wouldn’t have given you the task in the first place.

 

Of course, I also know that the only reason SWM wanted you for the job is because she can mold you and tell you what to do more than she could Bird, because we all know she hated him.

 

That said, you REALLY don’t need to have her tell you what to do every single step of the way.

 

And you really, REALLY don’t need her to edit the shit out of everything you post. With the amount of typing I hear from her every single time she sit down at your computer, it seems like she’s just rewriting the damn thing.

 

You’re going to have to learn to walk on your own soon Mini-Me, and you’ve been at this since July.

 

Yes, she LOVES to have someone to baby, but you are a grown man, and do not need to be mothered.

 

I say this with all your best interests in mind.

 

She’s really sending you down a path you don’t want to be on, because you’re not going to have your hand held when you eventually graduate and start working full time.

 

You’re a big boy now, so show her that.

 

Last year, you were Captain Cubicle’s bitch, but at least he treated you better than she does,
Snarky

Written: Sept. 14, 2011