#563 To The Question Of The Night:


So, we’re having an extremely overpriced dinner at Teatro ZinZanni and what I really want to know is why all the hot, flexible guys all have to be gay?
#drunkandneedtogetlaid,
Snarky

 

P.S. #toobadSpikeis1000milesaway

 

P.P.S. #butCaptainCubicleisonly500milesout

 

P.P.P.S. #drat

 

P.P.P.P.S. Why the hell am I using hashtags? What the hell does drunk!Snarky think this is, Twitter?

 

#25 To Captain Cubicle Part 2:


Sometimes I wish I didn’t think of you everything La Roux’s Bulletproof pops up on shuffle.

 

It reminds me of those late-night conversations we don’t have anymore, and sometimes I miss the little things like you speaking to me in hashtag (#btwyouareridiculous), games of ‘Google that Lyric’, mutual bitching about SheWhoMocks, and how it would usually just deteriorate into us talking about sleeping together.

 

Best Friend and 103 are probably right.

 

It’s going to be really difficult to get over you.

 

Snarky realizes how pathetic this is,
Snarky

 

P.S. Thank you for texting me out of the blue today. I’ve missed you.