#563 To The Question Of The Night:

So, we’re having an extremely overpriced dinner at Teatro ZinZanni and what I really want to know is why all the hot, flexible guys all have to be gay?
#drunkandneedtogetlaid,
Snarky

 

P.S. #toobadSpikeis1000milesaway

 

P.P.S. #butCaptainCubicleisonly500milesout

 

P.P.P.S. #drat

 

P.P.P.P.S. Why the hell am I using hashtags? What the hell does drunk!Snarky think this is, Twitter?

 

#314 To Looking Ridiculous In Public:

It’s what I’m doing today, and I can’t bring my self to give a damn.

 

Here’s a rundown of today’s outfit:

Black shorts to showcase my pasty, bruised legs, my blue and striped wide-neck t-shirt, my shot combat boots (which totally cut my legs off in a bad spot….they also don’t breathe in this heat). And speaking of the heat, my hair is in low pigtails to keep it off my neck (and my hair is too shot for a pony tail). I’m also not wearing any makeup because it’ll just melt off.

 

So I look ridiculous.

 

But it’s just softball, and there’s like 100 people here to see and not care about what I’m wearing,
Snarky

#55 To Japanese Culture Class Wardrobe Watch Part 3:

First of all, Hat Man, just because you layer a white shirt over your black shirt, does not mean you are going to be any cooler today.

It’s a HUNDRED freaking degrees out here, you’re supposed to wear as few layers as humanly possible.

Obviously, you missed that memo.

Oh, and if the thought of fedoras didn’t give me hives, I’d give you props for cleverly matching it to your outfit (white with grey pinstripes, and a black strap around brim).

But alas, they do give me hives,
Snarky

Written: Sept. 7, 2011