#563 To The Question Of The Night:

So, we’re having an extremely overpriced dinner at Teatro ZinZanni and what I really want to know is why all the hot, flexible guys all have to be gay?
#drunkandneedtogetlaid,
Snarky

 

P.S. #toobadSpikeis1000milesaway

 

P.P.S. #butCaptainCubicleisonly500milesout

 

P.P.P.S. #drat

 

P.P.P.P.S. Why the hell am I using hashtags? What the hell does drunk!Snarky think this is, Twitter?