Tag Archives: Makeup

#447 To No Makeup Day Realizations:


While checking the mirror in the restroom before heading into AfLit, I realize that, when I’m not wearing makeup, I’m REALLY pale.

 

Like, almost ghost-y.

 

I’ve also lucked out in the fact that my face is pretty cooperative today that I’m not killing myself over the few blemishes I have.

 

Looking around at some of my classmates, I really have nothing to worry about in that area,
Snarky

 

P.S. I forgot to put on deodorant today. Shit. Really hope the body spray holds up throughout the day.

 

#445 To Things I Swore I Would Never Do Again:


After I moved out of the dorms freshman year, I promised myself that I wouldn’t wear pajamas out of my house/apartment.

 

And here I am, sitting in 106, wearing my pajama shirt under my sweatshirt.

 

It’s definitely a testament to how exhausted I am and how draining work was last night.

 

Plus, with no makeup and my hair up in pigtails, I look like I’m twelve.

 

To top it all off, it’s a twelve year old with a red nose to rival Rudolph’s.

 

And this is how much I care…

 

Yeah, I don’t.

 

Too tired,
Snarky

#413 To The Student Athlete I Saw By The Library:


Either you forgot to blend your bronzer this morning, or you need to die your hair to a more skin-flattering color.
Or both.

 

Because that ring around your forehead where the two spots meet it just completely and totally ridiculous,
Snarky

#314 To Looking Ridiculous In Public:


It’s what I’m doing today, and I can’t bring my self to give a damn.

 

Here’s a rundown of today’s outfit:

Black shorts to showcase my pasty, bruised legs, my blue and striped wide-neck t-shirt, my shot combat boots (which totally cut my legs off in a bad spot….they also don’t breathe in this heat). And speaking of the heat, my hair is in low pigtails to keep it off my neck (and my hair is too shot for a pony tail). I’m also not wearing any makeup because it’ll just melt off.

 

So I look ridiculous.

 

But it’s just softball, and there’s like 100 people here to see and not care about what I’m wearing,
Snarky

#71 To The Overwhelming-ness of Makeup Stores:


Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE makeup (I have no idea what I’d do without my Urban Decay eye-liner collection, or my O.P.I. for Sephora nail polish collection), but why do places like Sephora and ULTA have to be so overwhelming for people who don’t know what they’re doing?

 

Good lord, when I stared out shopping there, I was so lost.

 

Thank goodness I grew out of that, because today’s haul of Urban Decay foundation, concealer, and illuminator, and NYX’s jumbo eye pencils was pretty damn awesome.

 

Can’t wait to play with it all,
Snarky

Written: Sept. 11, 2011