Blue: “We should host a softball game and-”
Snarky: “A ‘how to be a better person seminar’.”
Blue: “And if they complete it-”
SWM: “Then they get their season tickets.”
Blue: “We should host a softball game and-”
Snarky: “A ‘how to be a better person seminar’.”
Blue: “And if they complete it-”
SWM: “Then they get their season tickets.”
Ernie is our softball scoreboard operator (literally, he’s the only one who knows how to do it), and works some of our other events.
And he drives a midlife crisis-mobile.
That officially makes him ten times more awesome than he already is.
And I didn’t even know that was possible after finding out that you call Airhead by that name when she’s not around,
Snarky
Oh look, I can see a pair of half-dressed frat boys playing Frisbee outside their house from my perch at softball.
How freaking stereotypical,
Snarky
It’s what I’m doing today, and I can’t bring my self to give a damn.
Here’s a rundown of today’s outfit:
Black shorts to showcase my pasty, bruised legs, my blue and striped wide-neck t-shirt, my shot combat boots (which totally cut my legs off in a bad spot….they also don’t breathe in this heat). And speaking of the heat, my hair is in low pigtails to keep it off my neck (and my hair is too shot for a pony tail). I’m also not wearing any makeup because it’ll just melt off.
So I look ridiculous.
But it’s just softball, and there’s like 100 people here to see and not care about what I’m wearing,
Snarky
By heading out to softball to watch some fall action.
I’ve missed my meals of Dip-N-Dots and Coke,
Snarky
“I don’t know if I can play softball in maroon pants.” -Supe
“The chances of you watching softball gametracker? Hmmmm….gametracker, or beer? Beer wins.” -Touchdown to Captain Cubicle