#495 To Food Comas:

I’m totally in one right now.

 

I don’t think I’ll need to eat again until next Thanksgiving,
Snarky

#494 To Food I Love More Than Celery:

That would be candied yams.
Especially the candied yams Big Sister’s dad makes (and apparently he’s making more because I’ve been talking about how excited I am. Yay!).

 

They are fantastic and I can’t wait to be able to eat my weight in them,
Snarky

#493 To Shoes That Just Plain Should NOT Exist:

Now, I love shoes. A lot.

 

Within reason.

 

Because the shoes I saw some girl wearing today while walking by the library, that were tennis shoes with a legitimate high heel, need to be burned.

 

So wrong,
Snarky

From the Quote Collection #147

“They should just put Marcus Allen and Lou Holtz on their own channel somewhere so they can talk about USC and Notre Dame ALL the time, because they can’t talk about anything else.” -Supe

#492 To The Japanese Culture Wardrobe Watch Part 31:

Hat Man, I can say on behalf of Twin and myself that we are greatly disappointed that you’re not wearing a festive felt turkey on your head in celebration of Thanksgiving.

 

I mean really, a simple tan pageboy hat?

 

Not what I’ve come to expect from you sir,
Snarky

#491 To Things That Are Duh Part 2:

So, as I sit in the predominantly empty lounge, wondering why in the world there is no one else in here, and it’s almost nine in the morning, it hits me.

 

Seventy-five percent of campus is currently at the airport, fighting through security to GTFO and go home for Thanksgiving break.

 

That also explains why I had no trouble parking this morning, though I came to campus much later than usual.

 

Duh, Snarky,
Snarky

#490 To Terrible Things To Get Breakfast To:

So, I’m at the FF University Starbucks, and as I’m waiting for my drink and cursing myself for leaving my headphones at home, I start listening to the music that’s playing.

 

And as I start paying attention, it turns to Christmas music.

 

Good God Starbucks, can’t you hold off for TWO more days?

 

Thanksgiving hasn’t even happened yet!
Snarky