From the Quote Collection #162

“I think I’d rather watch ‘And Boom Goes The Dynamite’ rather than mess with Market’s email.” -Blue

#552 To Me Surprising Myself:

Did I really manage to pack everything that I’m going to need for the next six days in one carry-on bag?

 

Wow.

 

Go me,
Snarky

#551 To Things That Make Me Smile:

Spike texted me this morning to tell me to have a good trip (going to San Francisco tomorrow with my cousin and her family. Traveling-Snark to come).

 

I’ve never actually had a guy do that for me before.

 

Grinning like and idiot, yes, but I also don’t really know what to do with this.

 

I admit, I’m probably going to take the text saying that we’ll hang out when I get back with a grain of salt until it actually happens.

 

It’s not exactly his fault that I don’t believe him, but for a guy who claims to think about me naked quite often, he’s certainly not making strides to making it actually happen.

 

Yet,
Snarky

#550 To Other Realizations:

Talking with 103, I realized that it hasn’t been fourteen months since I went to the movies (see Post #544).

Just twelve.

Thanks Tron: Legacy,
Snarky

#549 To Realizing Things I Already Know:

I am really freaking high strung.

 

Really.

 

Today, I was in the middle of a transcription for Supe when Mounty came in, snuck on me and scared the ever-living crap out of me.

 

It explains why 95 percent of the time, I don’t sit facing my desk.

 

I just don’t like being snuck up on,
Snarky

From the Quote Collection #161

“So you know where the word avocado comes from? Anyone? Well if I tell you, you’ll probably stop eating them….testicles.” -AflLitProf

#548 To The Girl Sitting Next To Me In My Japanese Culture Final:

Three pencils, really?

 

It’s only a twenty-four question, multiple-choice test.

 

Are you going to switch out every three questions?

 

Your circles don’t have to be uniform, you know,
Snarky

#547 To The Japanese Culture Wardrobe Watch Part 36 (And Last):

Hat Man, it’s been a fabulous semester with you and your hats, including this last one, which while holiday-thematic was not as bang-ish as I thought you would want to go out on.

 

Three Santa Hats in two weeks.

 

I wonder what you could possibly be excited for*,
Snarky

 

*note sarcasm here.